The System Works

Well Skip went 1-2, with the two teams he picked to win by 14 losing, and the game which he thought would be close was a blowout. This is a typical weekend for our lovable shithead. Also, he's not lovable.

For any newbie gamblers, a .667 winning percentage is wonderful. And when you bet against Skip, your percentage will normally be even higher. As of today, he is 4-12 with his picks. After a quick calculation in my head, I can say that makes him a fuckwad.

It was almost a perfect weekend, Texas was blowing shit up, Ohio St. got upset, and I was well on my way to Arkansas covering the spread when the 4th quarter started. I left my house to go the Phillies bar in DC with about 14 minutes left and Arkansas up 43-37. Somehow in the 20 minutes it takes me to walk there, Auburn scored 28 points. How the shit does that happen?  The only thing that prevented a perfect gambling weekend for me was the injury of that huge freak Ryan Mallett.

Anyway, that garbage Auburn 4th quarter aside, these games were a good indication of how bad Skip is and how easy it is to pick games by doing the exact opposite of what he says.

In conclusion, Skip Bayless can eat a bag of dicks. Also, Tim Lincecum is a shitface. Seriously, just look at this guy.