Saturday Sept. 24 College Picks

Well ol' Skippy finally picked a game right last week. Even a blind chipmunk sniffs his ass sometimes. Pretty sure that's how the saying goes. Anyway, Skip's huge lock of the week (picking the #1 team in the country - way to go out on a limb Skip) ended up winning by only a TD and FSU had the chance to tie it at the end.

Well, don't get used to that, because Skip sucks ass and even when he picks the best team in the country he barely eeks out a win. 

Since he doesn't tweet much anymore, I've taken to taping his First and 10 show on Saturday mornings on ESPNU. This Tivo thing that I have might be useful after all. There's a goldmine of picks on this show that I never even knew existed. He gives exact scores, making it easier to make these picks. Plus I can fast forward through his jibberish. On to the picks for today...and there are lots of them. The scores in bold are Skip's predictions. 

LSU - 35 WVU - 14

$25 on WVU +7 pays $21.74. BTW I hate this pick but I'm sticking to my guns. Don't fail me now Skip you dumb bastard.

Alabama - 24 Arkansas - 17

$25 on Alabama -11 pays out $22.73.

Texas A&M - 38 Oklahoma St - 35 

$25 on Texas A&M -4 pays out $23.81.

Oklahoma - 31 Missouri - 17

$25 on Oklahoma -20 pays out $23.81.

South Carolina - 16 Vanderbilt - 13

$25 on South Carolina -15 1/2 pays out $22.73

Florida State - 20 Clemson - 14

$25 on Clemson -2 1/2 pays out $22.73.

Nebraska - 45 Wyoming - 17

$25 on Wyoming +21 pays out $22.73.

Michigan - 38 San Diego State - 35

$25 on Michigan -10 1/2 pays out $21.74.

Notre Dame - 27 Pittsburgh - 17

$25 on Pittsburgh +7 1/2 pays out $22.73.


Uuuuggghhh. I hate these picks. Not feeling very good about the system today but we'll see what happens. Happy football Saturday.

Book It!

When Skip says Book it!, that's basically a surefire way to make some money. Because he sucks so bad, you see. Anyway, the first book it of the season is here.

There it is. $50 on Florida State +3 1/2 pays out $45.45.

Seriously, this dude gets paid to talk about sports??

How is that even possible? I mean everyone has off an off day once in a while, but this clown is ridiculous. As you can see from my bets and earlier post, Skip picked every game wrong. Not just a few, EVERY single NFL game he picked, he got wrong.

This proves the authenticity of the system. Now realistically he's not going to get every single game wrong this year (although if anyone could do it, I think he could), but we're off to a great start so far.

Sunday's games put me at 4-0 on the season, winning just a little under $200 in only Week 1 of the NFL season. I have a feeling it's going to be a very profitable gambling season.

I could use a favor from anyone reading though...if you see any Skip predictions on the web or on TV, please send them to me at rickmybars@gmail.com.

Also, if you have excellent Flash skills and can make Skip's head morph into a dildo, I would REALLY appreciate it.  Thanks.

NFL Week 1 Picks

So Skip was wrong as always on Thursday, starting the season off on a positive note. It really is amazing how awful he is at everything in life. I'm sure he picked a million college games wrong yesterday but I was too drunk to wake up early enough to watch his horrible show.

Luckily, he picked a few NFL games on Friday so here we go.

This works for me because fuck the Steelers.  $50 on Ravens -1 pays out $45.45.

Awesome. Normally I don't like betting on my Eagles but now I have to. $50 on Birds -4 1/2 pays out $47.62.  And the Cowboys are pieces of shit so $50 on the Jets -6 pays out $47.62 also.

Yay football season.

Football Season Is Back!!! Skip Bayless Still Sucks!!!

*erection*

And that means more money to be made by the awfulness of Skip Bayless. Yes, I say every few months that I'll keep this site up to date but the only thing worse than Skip's predictions is my laziness.  Merril Hoge comes close. And the Redskins. And really small dogs. But Skip is the worst of all.

But, I do love money, and I do love football, so let's do this again. Made a pretty nice profit last year, I'm sure this year will be just as good. It's mother fuckin science.  Just a reminder, I'm using Bodog to place bets, so whatever their lines are is what I have to roll with. Too much time and effort to troll all the gambling sites for the best odds, and as I said before, I'm lazy as shit.

First game of the year, Packers against Saints.

This sucks donkey balls because I think the Saints win tonight too, and if I bet with my gut I'd put money on the Saints +5.  BUT...that's the amazing thing about the Reverse Bayless Gambling System, it DEFIES ALL ODDS. So...$50 on GB -5 pays out $45.45.  

Time to crack open a PBR, put my hands down my pants, and watch some sports ball.

Happy football season bitches!!

Another Big Loser!!

I wasn't around to make bets yesterday but this was a great one...

In case you don't know, Chicago dominated, 103-82.

3-0 on the year

With Dallas taking out Portland in the first round, I'm still perfect since starting this up again. Thanks for the $100 Skip.