Winnings to Date

UPDATED 9/24/11
Year to Date Record (4-1)
Year to Date Winnings: $136.14
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Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Seriously, this dude gets paid to talk about sports??

How is that even possible? I mean everyone has off an off day once in a while, but this clown is ridiculous. As you can see from my bets and earlier post, Skip picked every game wrong. Not just a few, EVERY single NFL game he picked, he got wrong.

This proves the authenticity of the system. Now realistically he's not going to get every single game wrong this year (although if anyone could do it, I think he could), but we're off to a great start so far.

Sunday's games put me at 4-0 on the season, winning just a little under $200 in only Week 1 of the NFL season. I have a feeling it's going to be a very profitable gambling season.

I could use a favor from anyone reading though...if you see any Skip predictions on the web or on TV, please send them to me at rickmybars@gmail.com.

Also, if you have excellent Flash skills and can make Skip's head morph into a dildo, I would REALLY appreciate it.  Thanks.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Football Season Is Back!!! Skip Bayless Still Sucks!!!

*erection*

And that means more money to be made by the awfulness of Skip Bayless. Yes, I say every few months that I'll keep this site up to date but the only thing worse than Skip's predictions is my laziness.  Merril Hoge comes close. And the Redskins. And really small dogs. But Skip is the worst of all.

But, I do love money, and I do love football, so let's do this again. Made a pretty nice profit last year, I'm sure this year will be just as good. It's mother fuckin science.  Just a reminder, I'm using Bodog to place bets, so whatever their lines are is what I have to roll with. Too much time and effort to troll all the gambling sites for the best odds, and as I said before, I'm lazy as shit.

First game of the year, Packers against Saints.


This sucks donkey balls because I think the Saints win tonight too, and if I bet with my gut I'd put money on the Saints +5.  BUT...that's the amazing thing about the Reverse Bayless Gambling System, it DEFIES ALL ODDS. So...$50 on GB -5 pays out $45.45.  

Time to crack open a PBR, put my hands down my pants, and watch some sports ball.

Happy football season bitches!!