Football Season Is Back!!! Skip Bayless Still Sucks!!!

*erection*

And that means more money to be made by the awfulness of Skip Bayless. Yes, I say every few months that I'll keep this site up to date but the only thing worse than Skip's predictions is my laziness.  Merril Hoge comes close. And the Redskins. And really small dogs. But Skip is the worst of all.

But, I do love money, and I do love football, so let's do this again. Made a pretty nice profit last year, I'm sure this year will be just as good. It's mother fuckin science.  Just a reminder, I'm using Bodog to place bets, so whatever their lines are is what I have to roll with. Too much time and effort to troll all the gambling sites for the best odds, and as I said before, I'm lazy as shit.

First game of the year, Packers against Saints.

This sucks donkey balls because I think the Saints win tonight too, and if I bet with my gut I'd put money on the Saints +5.  BUT...that's the amazing thing about the Reverse Bayless Gambling System, it DEFIES ALL ODDS. So...$50 on GB -5 pays out $45.45.  

Time to crack open a PBR, put my hands down my pants, and watch some sports ball.

Happy football season bitches!!

Final 2010 Results

EDIT: 9/8/2011 - I'm cleaning the slate and starting fresh for the NFL season 2011. Wasn't sure where to put the three NBA bets I made using the system. I went 3-0 and made 188.93, making my grand total $381.06 on the year. Not bad at all.


So I kinda fell off the radar with this toward the end of the year, so I'm going to start over for 2011. Basically I only bet on football games in 2010, but I have a feeling Skip is just as bad at picking all of the major sports.

Final results are below:

Skip's Record: 8-28
Not good.  

My Record: 24-12
This may not make sense, as you would think it would be exactly opposite of Skip's record (28-8). But even with input from Skip there were 4 games which he picked incorrectly but, because of the large spread, I got wrong. Still a pretty good winning percentage though (78%). 

Breakdown by sport
NFL (8-6) NCAA FB (13-6) NBA (3-0)

Total winnings: $381.06
Not amazing but some of my bigger bets were the few losing ones, giving me nearly $400 on the year. Which I'm sure I dropped on 2 hands of blackjack at some point.

Overall the system worked pretty well, and I plan to make larger wagers in 2011. Here's to a profitable year and Skip sucks ass.

NCAA picks: Me: 3-1, Skip: Still Douchey

This weekend is an example of why gambling is so retarded. Amazing and fun and addicting, but retarded. Skip was actually right about the PSU-OSU game, and was only off by 10 points. Which for him is pretty much unheard of. But I still won my bet because I used his scores to do the O/U instead of a winner.

The point is that there are several ways to use the stupidity of Skip Bayless to your advantage. He will, VERY RARELY, call a game correctly. In those instances when you get that gut feeling that he just might luck out, go with the O/U and not a winning team. My scientific calculations predict your success rate at 216%. He will never get both of these right. Unless he does, but that has happened maybe once this year*.

As creepy, eagle-eyed commenter ajseagles pointed out, I went with Clemson yesterday by mistake. True. Skip picked Florida St. by one and the spread was six. My bad. To stay true to the system I should have went with the Moneyline. But I won anyway so Skip and ajseagles can eat it. As long as you get it in your mind to go against what Skip Bayless says, good things happen. Run tell dat homeboy.

Yes, he technically got one other game right. He picked Alabama at 13-10. The final score was 30-10. I could give a piece of paper to a dead monkey and he would get closer than this once in a while. (I would never kill my monkey). Also, there is nothing good about anything regarding Mississippi, except that it is fun to say.

212 yards is good sometimes.

Now for a little bragging. I believe my prediction was "South Carolina +7 over Florida. Marcus Lattimore is gonna run  all over them. $25 pays out $21.74." As you can see from the graphic to the right, I AM GOD AND YOU SHOULD ALL BOW DOWN TO ME.

Overall I went 3-1 and won over $40 on a day when Skip picked absolutely no upsets. That's how well the system works. And that's how drunk I still am this morning.

NFL picks coming soon.

 * The Reverse Bayless Gambling System Research staff is currently in the process of finding the answer to this¹.

¹ There is no Reverse Bayless Gambling System Research staff.

Skip's Best College Weekend Ever is Still a Steamy Pile of Shit

So I came out down for only the second weekend this season, but it's not because Skip was anywhere near close to picking any of these games. Dumb shit just happens sometimes, like Skip getting a job on TV. Let's take at look at his blowout prediction...he picked Nebraska to beat Iowa St. 45-7. Actual final score...

So technically, yes, he picked the winner of the game, but you would have won had you picked Iowa St. and the points. Fuck Skip.

Then he goes ahead and picks two close games, Oklahoma St. 43-Baylor 40 and TCU 27-Utah 24. Actual scores...

Again, he technically picked both of these teams but he was nowhere near being right. Basically he has no fucking clue what he's talking about.

Even when he's right about a close game like he was when picking Illinois over Michigan by 1, he picked the wrong team and was OFF BY 60+ POINTS. What a professional loser.

He also picked South Carolina over Arkansas and they lost by over 3 touchdowns. Vintage Skip right there. Plus he picked LSU in the upset, and now that I think about it, he picks LSU every week. So they're out of the system.

All in all Mr. Dickbag got very lucky in that he picked the winner in most of the games, but there were plenty of ways to make money by using the system. With the spreads and especially the O/Us, which he was way off on, it could have been a lucrative weekend. I just had bad luck and picked the wrong games.Luck of the Irish my ass.

With this in mind, I still won one game convincingly (Arkansas), lost one (LSU) and lost Michigan by one point. These oddsmakers of freaks of nature. NFL recap to come tomorrow.