First and Ten Is Amazingly Bad Television

First off, I hate myself for waking up early on a Saturday morning to watch Skip debate another idiot on channel eleven thousand on cable. But I am committed to pointing out his idiocy to the world. Seriously Robert Smith, could you be any more boring? Holy shit it's too early and I'm too hungover and you're making me sleepy. An example of the razor sharp banter thrown about between these two jackasses:

Skip Bayless: I don't know if Christian Ponder plays when he plays.
Robert Smith: Well said. Well said.

What. the. fuck. Not one thing about that sentence is well said, and this interaction occurred in total seriousness. Shoot me.

As if this amazingly stupid "debate" show could get any worse, Skip and Robert AGREED ON EVERY GAME. Great concept you have going there fellas. Keep up the good work ESPNU.

However, there were many predictions made, which almost makes it worth it. Almost. On to Skip's picks...

An image search for "first and ten" brings
up Christina Aguilera's preggo boobs.
So there you go.

Oregon 44 - Cal 24

Auburn 33 - Georgia 30

Florida 38 - South Carolina 17

Oklahoma St. 35 - Texas 32

Alabama 13 - Mississippi St. 10

Virginia Tech 30 - North Carolina 27

Florida St. 24 - Clemson 23

Ohio St. 28 - Penn St. 14

As you can see, no upset picks, which means today should be upsets out the a-hole.

The games I'm going with are ....
Clemson +6 over Florida St. $25 pays out $21.74.
Mississippi State + 13 1/2 over Alabama. $25 pays out $23.81.
South Carolina +7 over Florida. Marcus Lattimore is gonna run  all over them. $25 pays out $21.74.
And just because I'm a homer, I'll go with the over in the PSU-OSU game. O/U is 49 and $25 pays out $22.73.

Happy gambling and fuck Skip Bayless.