Balls to the Wall

So Skip made a bunch of as-vague-as-you-can-get predictions today, not actually picking anyone outright but just giving his thoughts. Well his awful thoughts and passive aggressive opinions are good enough for me. I'm going for it.

First off...my Birds. Now I am a really big gambler. Like I play with an amount that would make most people sick. And ruin lives if I were married and sharing a bank account. But I never, EVER, bet on my own team. Just seems like bad karma. However...

I've also had five Tanqueray and tonics this afternoon but that's neither here nor there.

WAIT...the Eagles are favored by 3. That makes no fucking sense at all. I love them more than I love babies (not hard) but I don't see why that would be. Regardless, in honor of the system I will go against all of my rules (never betting on my team is my only rule), I'm going to go all out.

$50 on Eagles -3 pays out $52.50. tHIS IS THE LEAST HAPPY i'VE (accidental caps lock but I'll keep it to show the shape I'm in right now) ever been on a bet, but I want to prove my system. Plus, I'll be at the game. One more reason to scream my brains out at that douche Peyton.

Speaking of...who has a boy and is like "Let's name him Peyton, and spell it the girl way"?  I'M ALSO LOOKING AT YOU AUBREY HUFF. But enough with the dudes with girl names.

I'm rooting for the Lions this year too. They deserve it. But seriously, fuck Skip Bayless. $50 on the Jets -4 pays out $47.62.

OK, in hindsight, "a bunch" does not constitute two predictions, but I felt like it was more earlier on today. Hopefully he'll make some college picks tomorrow. Have a nice night people.